As Grandma, I'm not just any ordinary granny; I'm a force to be reckoned with, especially when it comes to keeping the neighborhood in check. Today, I've got my eyes set on the neighbor who's been up to no good, and I'm not letting him escape from his house.

First, I'll use my trusty cane to block the front door. That old piece of wood might look harmless, but it's sturdy enough to keep that door shut tight. Next, I'll head to the back door and use my knitting needles to jam the lock. Those needles might be thin, but they're sharp and strong, perfect for this little task.

Now, to make sure he doesn't try to sneak out through a window, I'll set up my collection of antique vases right underneath each one. If he tries to climb out, he'll have to deal with the crash and the mess, which will surely slow him down.

I'll keep an eye on the house from my rocking chair on the porch, knitting away and sipping my tea. The neighbor might think he can outsmart an old lady, but he's got another thing coming. With my wits and my homemade traps, he's not going anywhere until I say so.

So, neighbor, you better think twice before trying to escape. Grandma's on the case, and she's not letting you off the hook that easily!